After bathing

-10 years later-

Hiii i'm clean and nice and it occurred to me while bathing (a LOT of funny things occur to me when i'm in the toilet, especially brilliant ideas, but this one isn't. ANYWAY) that if i spend 15 mins bathing each time, and since i bathe 2 times a day. I essentially spend.... 15/60X2X365=? -takes out calculator- 182.5 hours / 24 = 7 days and about 14 hours a year bathing!!

Whee. So do u think if i bathed continuously for so long, i can don't bathe for the rest of the year????

OK EW no way. 1. That is just gross. 2. my skin would have rotted away by all that lack of oxygen and overdose of soap. 3. My body would have exploded due to excessive water intake due to osmosis causing hypertonic dunno what rubbish ( i can't remember my bio stuff liao ) solution in my blood and blah di blah. BURST.

Whee okay so in conclusion, i shan't bathe 7 days and 14 hours in a row.