Yoyo! Hello world! I am currently a very deprived refugee at Gerald's house because my sister is bringing/brought home about 1 million people to like make noise and be annoying so obviously i ran away. In fact, everyone ran away. My other sister is on call at the hospital, my parents are overseas, and my aunty ran home. Lala.

Anyway Gerald's really annoying he's like spouting nonsense bio shit about some flood gate and Na + rubbish what channels close. ok he just whined lala.

Gerald: Hello world. Love ya all. Thanks for the really really oh-so-wonderful presents ya'll gave me today i really love them all especially like the pillow and the bolster which are really so nice and huggable (i was hugging them throughout class). Ok tata bio time bye! Luv ya all muackkx~!

Real Gerald: -gibberish gibberish gibberish- -blah blah blah- -epsp?- -if...??- -ooo message...- -oo so cute! she totally spelt my name wrongly. HE. DOTS. aarrrgh.. if the threshold potential is reached mmmmbbbb some shit-

Omg zzz goodnight! Lala tomorrow sure sleep in school one omg. Goodnight.